Monday, September 24, 2012

The 3rd or 4th rule of ®eform


It goes without saying that the first rule of ®eform is “Don’t talk about poverty.” 
The second rule of ®eform is “Don’t talk about poverty”.  Either number 3 or 4 is “Don’t talk about population changes.”   I don’t mean the fact that students change from year to year.  I mean changes in who is tested because of s district level policy change, same kids, same teachers, new policy.

I could be referring to LAUSD’s increased use of the CMA for students with special needs instead of the actual CST, and how this policy change is accounting for a good chunk of LAUSD’s “growth” over the past few years.  But I’m not, because LAUSD doesn’t talk about changing the population that takes the CST.

I am talking about a recent set of post from LAUSD’s  LA School Report that actually talks about LAUSD changing who is getting tested and its negative impact on percentages, not the benefit of the policy to students.  The first post Why HS Math Scores Are Low(er),” gave 3 generic reasons for a perceived drop in HS Algebra scores.  The second post must have been a rookie mistake for Hillel Aaron.  The second post “More on Math Scores makes the case that LAUSD has been doing a good job placing students into the correct math class so there are fewer competent students repeating a class. 

If you’re confused at this point, I’m not criticizing LAUSD for putting students in the correct class. 

LAUSD is openly talking about the role of a specific policy change that is affecting percentages used for evaluation.  Algebra passing rates are on of the percentages used when LAUSD labels a school “failing” and bullies it with PSC.  Policies about who takes what class have very real consequences on the statistics LAUSD is measuring itself on.  District policy that changes who takes what test affect percentages. 

LAUSD and ®eformers do not like to talk about year over year changes in what type of students are taking a test.  For market based solutions to work, you need to compare apples to apples.  Even value added measurements can only tolerate a finite amount of change in the year over year testing samples before the results become meaningless.  LAUSD routinely makes large scale changes to how it tests, yet remains oblivious to the affect on evaluation of schools.  There is a good reason rule 3 or 4 from the ed-®eform playbook is “Don’t talk about population changes,” even moderate population changes undermine “market place solutions.”

Bonus Point 1:  What does changing the population mean in the current climate.
As LAUSD moves toward the idea of small learning communities and “Expanded School Based Management” you might think that the school’s results are all its own.  You might think student outcomes are tightly aligned to just the teacher or school.  Most ®eforms require you to focus on just the teacher or just the school leader.  When LAUSD is making policies that will change who is assessed, how does the district and school claim credit/ blame for the outcomes of the school. 

Bonus Point 2: LA School Report is LAUSD's propaganda blog – they really did just run a “get to know you” piece for a someone aligned to Deasy who might be running for a Board seat but hasn’t yet declared.

Monday, September 17, 2012

Lost causes are the only ones worth fighting for.

 Check out this story on Salon.com:  Teaching ate me alive.   This is what teaching in LAUSD looks like.  Want to talk about success in education, talk to those teachers who've figured out how to stay in the profession.

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Straight to the Guilt: Specialized Medicine Learning Complex at Miramonte Elemententary School


If you have video, please enjoy the three minutes and fifty-five seconds below.  (Semi-suitable for work)


If you don’t have video, stop reading and go somewhere you can watch the video.
.
.
.
 You saw that?
.
.
.

Your welcome.

 In light of this article in the Long Beach Press “Plan to split Carson High into 3 schools riles parents, teachers,  I was drawn to the following quote.

"Better to go through high school with a free education and know if that's what you want to do in college or not, than to wait for college to find out," said Rosie Martinez, the instructional director for LAUSD's Intensive Support and Innovation Center.



Pause.  Take a moment and see if you know where notyetLAUSD is going to go with this.  (hint: “Straight to the Guilt” + “Opportunity to explore a career prior to college”)



NotyetLAUSD is pleased to announce the Specialized Medicine Learning Complex at Miramonte Elementary School.  notyetLAUSD will split Miramonte Elementary into four smaller schools, each with a specialization in a different type of medicine.

1.     Clinical neurophysiology “NP” Learning Center 
2.     Otorhinolaryngology “Oto” Learning Center
3.     Vascular Surgery Learning “VSL” Center
4.     Oro-Maxillo-Facial Surgery “Oro” Learning Center

We are giddy at the prospect of unilaterally changing the composition of Miramonte…again.  This time we will give our youth the chance to experience a career for free, before they go to college.  We believe that when parents look back on these changes they will see that notyetLAUSD continues to be at the forefront of innovation.  

Monday, July 23, 2012

Drones to the Rescue



 notyetLAUSD is pleased to announce our new partnership with Los Angeles based military avionics firms to bring drone planes to solve the reading gap faced by many of Los Angeles' neediest children.  Based upon a military drone seen below, the guns and missiles have been swapped out for loud speakers. 


Successful tests have already been run with “The Little Engine That Could” and “The Butter Battle Book.”


These drones avoid the costs associated with staffing preschool.  Instead trained pilots in an undisclosed bunker in Nevada will take their skills spent flying missions over Afghanistan



and will instead be flying over LA’s poorest neighborhoods, depicted in BIG RED circles.


"When I heard 'a war budget leaves every child behind,' I thought 'that doens't have to be'.  Every child has a right to hear at least one book before they go to bed, it raises student effectiveness” – said ®eform PhD. Thanks to this program we can expect every child in LAUSD to hear at least one book per night and we hope to increase capacity to two books per night.  Besides installing the loud speakers, $2 billions of dollars were spent on special modifications to reduce the engine noise 5db.  Sweet dreams Los Angeles.

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Entering the Lotto Business

With the downturn in the economy so is income from the state lottery.  notyetLAUSD will be starting a new lottery ticket SCHOOL2JAIL.  The entry level prizes are $1, $2, $5, $10, $6,200 (or what the district spends on each student).  The grand prize is $35,000 plus health benefits (or what the State spends on each inmate).

school2jail
-apologies if the math isn't right